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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to The Lines, Ed by Dunky's podcast. I'm Joe, and with me still is Tom and Nate. How you doing, fellas?

Hello. I'm very hungover, Joe. I'm not hungover at all, but I'm enjoying. I'm sun hungover in the sense that it's hot and Britain, and we don't have air conditioning.

So, you know, you get that sensation of like, you wake up in the morning, you have a healthy breakfast, but it still feels like you pounded six beers the night before.

That's how I've been, but rode my bike this morning to get in early, and it was beautiful, so like, you know, I'm doing all right.

Speaking of bikes, I learned something very interesting last night. You know, the like lime bikes where you have to like, you know, you rent a bike through an app, and it has like a battery on it.

Those have the app has a drunk test capability that if you, I think it's if you like, try to rent them after a certain time at night, you have to pass a test for it to unlock.

What is the test? It's like, so it's on your screen. It's like a bike cycle long cycling along and like a stop sign flashes, and you have to press it within a certain window of time.

Obviously to test your reaction times.

You know, it was really funny. I've always wanted to mention this tonight. I think I've missed my opportunity because I think they changed the name, but when I was the first time I spent any significant amount of time in the city of Geneva last year.

There was a bike sharing app like what he's describing with ebikes. It was called donkey republic. And I was just like, I'm going to sue them for copyright infringement.

Steele steal one of those bikes from fucking Switzerland. It'll be the first one that doesn't go to Croatia instead. It goes to Armenia, and you can ride it.

It's the first E-bike in Armenia as well.

I think we have E-bikes. I know we have E-scooters. E-bikes have been around for so long, and the fact that Armenia is far closer to China than America is, and like there were E-bikes all over New York.

I first moved to New York in 2014, and they were all over for the delivery restaurants and stuff.

So they were illegal back then, but they were still all over. And so I'm sure you guys have them.

I'll let you know as soon as I'm nearly smoked by one walking down the sidewalk as I am with a scooter on a daily basis.

I'm more mad that donkey republic is not some app-based feature where you can rent a draft animal.

That's what I was hoping. And now it's just called donkey. That's the funny thing.

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