Episode 267 - Legalize Wheels
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
5 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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On this episode, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, and special guest, Zach Moldof, discuss the culture of skateboarding in Florida, raccoons stealing DoorDash orders and the mysterious brain bugs that almost cost one Florida Man his life.
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| 0:00.0 | Starting Florida Men on Florida Man. |
| 0:05.6 | Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away. |
| 0:13.7 | That's where my heart is yearning ever, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:20.7 | Welcome to Florida Man on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:25.0 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 0:34.6 | Welcome to episode 267. We are here with Zach Moldoff, a professional skateboard advocate. How are you, sir? |
| 0:42.0 | I'm doing well, except for the fact that I had to drive to get here and there was traffic. And that makes me not like people. |
| 0:49.7 | Well, here's the thing, man. You came from the Orlando area. |
| 0:53.2 | Yep. Indeed. |
| 0:55.8 | And folks from all around the world, |
| 1:02.1 | one thing they know about Florida is Orlando traffic sucks. Yeah, it does. But I will say it's nowhere near as bad as Los Angeles where I was living before we've heard that. Yeah. Yeah, because they always |
| 1:08.4 | showed the pictures and it's like, L.A. Traffic. Five lanes. And they go L.A. Traffic. L. pictures and it's like four lanes, five lanes, and they go |
| 1:12.3 | LA traffic. |
| 1:13.5 | L.A., it's like, oh, it's 8 a.m. of course you're going to see some traffic. |
| 1:19.3 | But then it's like, it's 2 p.m. and it hasn't changed. |
| 1:22.8 | Of course you're going to see traffic. |
| 1:23.7 | 9 p.m. and the traffic's the same on the 101. |
| 1:26.8 | Right. you're going to see traffic. 9 p.m. and the traffic's the same on the 101. It's right. We have some friends who |
| 1:29.3 | have a show out in L.A. called Keep It Weird. Wonderful people. Great people. And they have to drive |
| 1:35.2 | 45 minutes to their studio that's three miles away. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's insane. That's what I was |
| 1:39.6 | going to say next. Like anything past a mile like you're calculating at least an hour probably it's wild to me |
| 1:47.1 | have you seen that movie uh la la la land confidential uh where they sing in traffic la la la la la la la yeah yeah yeah |
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