Hey, Brace.

Hello, Liz.

Wait, I have a question.

Yes.

How many times have you been arrested?

Well, okay, that's giving the game away a little bit.

We met in jail.

That's not true.

The famous co-ed jail in San Francisco.

Oh, my God.

I've been arrested like four or five times.

Yes.

One theft, which is the fault of max, if you're listening to this.

It is your fault that that happened.

Um, twice for, uh, uh, a assault and battery, although those, all the charges, by the way,

dropped in all of these, except for some of them. Once for vandalism, when I was a kid, a destruction of property and stuff like that, and then once for possession of meth, amphetamine. And I gotta tell you, something about jail. I've said this before in the show. Nicest thing anyone ever did to me was they baby birded some liquid viking it into my mouth. But I had heard about the fight clubs at the San Francisco jail that the sheriffs did. And I was like, oh my God, what if they make me fight in one of them? And then when I got in there, I was like, I don't think there's a chin.

Maybe they'll do a readoff with me or something like that.

Well, it's a kiddie punk kid.

They're going to be like, oh, yeah, let's get this one in there.

Yeah, I waited probably at 90 pounds going in that time. They'd be like, oh, I'm going to make the other guy that I'm fighting, Prime Proxy, take on brace on his team.

It's like reverse dodgeball thinking.

Every time I go in, I always try to find the Jewish gang and get with them.

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