I just realized I started this 10 minutes early.

But you're not going to mind, are you?

I looked at my clock wrong.

But you don't mind it all.

No, we're going to start early today.

Because I've got a story to tell you while we're waiting for the rest of them.

So as some of you know, I've had a little trouble with my back recently.

Just, you know, muscles and sciatica and stuff.

Any, normal stuff.

And so I kept getting recommended to get an inversion table.

So there's two parts of the story.

One part is if I ever told you that I have this weird history of curing people's medical problems.

Right? I've told you that before.

I cure a lot of people's medical problems, sometimes accidentally. I mean, here's one example.

I had a tennis partner I used to play with every week for years.

And one day he said, oh, I have terrible allergies, blah, blah.

And I said, well, do you try this

over-the-counter stuff, Allegra?

And he said, what?

I said, yeah, you just try this Allegra stuff

and takes care of your allergies.

He said, are you kidding?

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