Episode 265 - There's A Turtle In My Vagina

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the new Iphone and why cell phone stores have turned into the DMV, the new Prince album, who you would trade to die, why Ross wants you to exploit his death, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner! Buy Ross' New Book On Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution!
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee.
0:21.0	com Coffee. Come. Come. G. G. Gee the b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- Oh boy that is no way to start a show good morning no way to welcome an audience to your show
0:37.2	I'm sorry with your disgustingness I think they like it I think they tune in for it. I don't.
0:44.0	No?
0:45.0	No. Go to Dr Oz, figure out what's going on.
0:47.0	Why?
0:48.0	Why, why, why would they, why do they keep downloading you Reich it
0:52.0	if they don't like disgustingness.
0:55.1	And they want Deb.
0:56.6	Got a got an email last night from a gentleman who listens to the show and said, my five-year-old son is playing the Eurekate ring tone
1:07.7	over and over and over again.
1:10.9	He, him and his son obviously thinks it's hilarious his wife does not think it's funny
1:15.7	And those are the people that I apologize to it's not the people that download it or that like it
1:22.2	I'm apologizing to the people around those people.
1:27.0	Speaking to new phones by the way I got one last night ringtones phones all that
1:31.6	shit I forgot when you get a new phone,
1:34.8	you've got to go down and reset your ringtones.
1:38.3	Oh, I didn't know that.
1:39.2	Yeah, yeah.
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