The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughan.

Radio X.

Good morning. Happy Saturday to you.

I'm Johnny Vaughn.

This is The Kickabout on Radio X.

Happy Saturday. Massive day of sport today,

particularly for the Welsh, who of course take on the Danish Kings.

Happy Saturday, Johnny. Why have I added the Danish Kings? I have no idea. And you don't forget,

you're talking about Wales here. They are the tournament darlings. They are the tournament darlings. No, no, surely Denmark are now. Well, this is what I was

wondering. This is darling, this is the darling derby. What happens? This is the darling

darling darling. What happens when an unstoppable darling meets an immovable darling? I don't know.

I think the immovable darling becomes the unstoppable darling. The

unstoppable darling becomes immovable. They just like a sort of Newton's cradle of darling that made

of darlings. I think the team should all have to be talking to each other, addressing each other

as darling. But do you know what I really hope, Gaff? Well, I really hope it's quite a spiteful

affair. Definitely, yes. And suddenly these two darlings.

They've become pariahs of the tournament.

It's absolutely shocking.

Can't we just put both of them through and kick out like Ukraine or someone?

That's a brilliant idea.

That sounds great.

Very good idea.

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