Hey, Cape Comedy Radio listeners. This Sunday November 8th is the Cape Comedy Radio

sausage fest, the second annual one. This year starting at 8 p.m. at the Creek in the

Cape in Long Island City. We've got the brighter side. Last podcast on the left featuring

the long-awaited return of Henry Zabraski and a special hour long roundtable of gentlemen

on them. We have all downstairs at the Creek in the Cape 1093 Jackson Avenue in Long Island

City, New York off of the G-Train and the 7th train. We'll see you all there.

We've got to start the show. Who's praying? Amber. Oh Lord, make us thankful for this beer

we are about to receive for Christ's sake, amen. All right, perfect prayer. Welcome to the

roundtable of gentlemen, everybody. Best prayer we've ever had. That was just to the point

and something I could actually be grateful for. That's what my dad always did. He always

said, Lord, we're about to receive Christ's sake, amen. But I replaced it with beer because

we got beer here. That's always the best prayer, you know. Beer at the table. Keep it short,

but then he died. So let's keep going. Your dad's dead. That'll happen sometimes. Okay,

Amber Nelson, you're here. Jackie Zabraski. She's not making it, I guess. No, she's not

making it. I just got to text saying no, no, no. All right. So just in honor of Jackie,

let's all squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt. How sweet she is. Yeah,

man. She's making puddles all across the nation. That's correct. All right. Eddie, you're

here. That person, huh? Yeah, what's going on? Eddie, what do you want to say to the American

people right now? Jackie squirts. All right. Hold on, there's, oh, we won't go away. I've

gotten many shout outs this week. Timmy and his murder dog Lucian shout out to your fucking

head. Brad mode zero eight is a dirty, cut ball. That's what he asked me to say. Hummus

1997's a piece of shit. There's a sand man. Hell is it garbage? Ben is house for feet. Has

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