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Blocked Party

Episode 264: Dead Blossom Jesse v. A Stranger

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Dead Blossom Jesse (Twitch streamer) joins the show for the first time to promise us that they don't generally engage with strangers online, but they couldn't resist in this one instance (just the one) and go WAY down the rabbit-hole of convincing this stranger that they have a medical condition and he shouldn't be trifling with DBJ. We do a lot of trifling with DBJ on this episode though, as we ponder what would happen if John died, lancing boils, smashing pennies, smoking an entire pack of cigarettes at once, which Shakespeare characters we would be, and we try to find a new impression for Stefan. Plus, DBJ is getting really into GameDev Twitter, Elon and IMC lie about their enjoyment of the Grand Theft Auto series, and John finds a POD Kast comment on Reddit underneath a headline you would never imagine devolving into POD Kast discussion. If you want something to impress all your pals on Reddit with, you can donate to our damn show! Help support the Blocked Boys and get THREE new bonus episodes every single month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. Last week, we continued our D&D series with Jesse and db from Your Kickstarter Sucks and this week, Rory Uphold returns after her legendary first appearance on the show to help us wrap up our Season 2 review of "...And Just Like That", as we watch the season finale. You also get access to our entire back catalogue of over 100 episodes, you get merch discounts, you get access to our Discord, and you can get ad-free episodes. Plus! The BP Lotto makes its first-ever appearance in one week's time on December 17th, as one BP $100 Club member will win their subscription for free! So don't miss out! Dead Blossom Jesse is a Twitch streamer who streams at least four times a week over at twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse. You can follow them on Twitter at @jesseandclarke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-5.

0:20.2

Start the party, Dan. It's like to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling house, I'm fucking dumb. It's fine. Boom, brooks, mad pub, sticking up the number flies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on the line to get our ass.

0:21.8

We don't follow the rules We do whatever we want

0:23.0

It's far to worry the podcast

0:24.3

Night for Twitter go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get our line and get our hands. We don't follow the rules. We do whatever we want. It's Block party, the podcast, I quote, we need a duck. Block party. Block party. Block party, mom. Makes you to fuck. Block party. Block party. Block party. Block party. I quote, we get a duck. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.

0:40.4

It is Block Party.

0:41.2

This is episode. Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots.

0:37.9

Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.

0:40.4

It is Block Party.

0:41.2

This is episode number 264.

0:43.8

I'm John.

0:44.6

I'm Stefan.

0:45.6

And with us is a first-time guest to the program.

0:49.2

A very funny Twitch streamer.

0:51.8

And I guess that's all I know about you.

0:53.7

It's dead block. Hey, it's great to meet you too, John. And let me that's all I know about you. It's deadlocked.

0:55.2

Hey, it's great to meet you too, John. And let me just tell you, you're endearingly fun.

1:01.1

Well, you have spent the first like five minutes of our meeting sort of deconstructing everything

1:05.4

you think about my life and my relationship with Stefan. So I think I don't think I need to deconstruct anything.

1:12.3

I think it's like very evident immediately.

1:14.8

Like I was,

1:16.1

I'll be honest,

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