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🗓️ 23 March 2017
⏱️ 92 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. |
0:03.0 | This is the last talk on the left. |
0:07.0 | That's when the cannonball is started. |
0:12.0 | What was that? |
0:14.0 | I just don't really understand why more fairy tales don't have like lesbian parts. |
0:22.0 | Why isn't there not a snow white thing where you open up the lid of our coffin and it's |
0:26.0 | a princess and to wake her up, she's got to eat her out. |
0:29.0 | People can't handle it. |
0:32.0 | There's a gay character in the new Beauty and the Beast, which is literally a story about |
0:36.0 | a woman having sex with a human buffalo and the people who are upset that there's a gay character |
0:40.0 | and it friends with Gaston. |
0:42.0 | The nerdy one from Harry Hart is gay by a buffalo man and from upset because Gaston wants |
0:50.0 | to get kissed on by a tiny fat. |
0:52.0 | Oh no. |
0:53.0 | All right, welcome to the show. |
0:54.0 | I've been with this in the last podcast on the left. |
0:56.0 | I am Ben Kessel. |
0:57.0 | That's Marcus Barrett. |
0:58.0 | And, uh, fans have commented how we've always introduced you as a guest header. |
1:03.0 | So I know with us, I got special guests. |
1:06.0 | It's nice though because it kind of makes it boost my confidence. |
1:09.0 | That allows me to be more free. |
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