All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

So I got to slut it up for an entire weekend very recently, and I'm so excited to talk about one of the experiences I

had during said slutty weekend, which we'll do shortly. First, we want to say thank you to

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Been a week.

But it's been a week.

Yeah, exactly.

A week.

Today we got home. That was an interesting experience. We went to Tucson for it. We drove, which I fucking hate doing, but we did it. I love it. I know. You're so weird like that. Why is that a thing? Well, first of all, I hate to fucking fly, as you know.

But for many, many, many years,

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