I thought you might enjoy this while you're waiting. I'll read it for you if you're on

Spotify and you can't see it. Iran has, so it's robots redo, it's a robot that reads the news.

Iran has plans to destroy the United States by voting for Harris using overseas mail-in ballots.

Iran's supreme leader explained, when we learned we can vote without

improving citizenship or having an ID, we laugh so hard. In inflation news,

the price of Berka skyrocketed and

below welloelos says I got my supply.

So that's what's happening there? Do do do do do?

Do do do.

I'm up on,

bum,

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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization

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