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Renegate Talk Radio.

All right, welcome Renegade Nation.

Renegate Talk Radio in Las Vegas where we don't sugar coat poop.

My name is Richie, along with.

Sam, the sausage, man.

And we're here, and we're going to be talking, you be talking very short, you know, this will be a short show, because I know you're all excited about Trump winning the presidency, and we just wanted to put our two cents in. Sorry about that. I know that Tampon Tim is going back to the Tampon Company, and he'll be the CEO of Tampons are us. He's so upset right now that he couldn't get the

nation. He only has his Minnesota schools. They were all crying. They were so upset, Sammy.

The tears are coming out like crocodiles. Well, the two stooges are finally conceding.

The third stooge, Barry, is in Martha's Vineyard.

He's learning how to swim.

With arm floats.

His arm floats.

And they're in the shape of Trump's face.

God, he screwed them so bad. It was awesome. This is a red wave we've been talking about. Yeah, we've been talking about it. And, you know, good old Caramala. She was, you know what, Sammy, I don't know if you know this. And I know you're a smart guy. And, you know, the rest of you out there, Renegade Nation, the thousands of people that listen to us, she said she was born in a middle class neighborhood with nice lawns that had grass. Did you know that? Yeah, well, I wonder if it was real grass or fake grass. It might have been marijuana grass. It could be because she acts like she doesn't have a single cell in her head. But you know, you you got to understand, Sammy, that it rhymes with the body part of mind that Trump kicked, her ass.

And then you got corn pop.

Remember corn pop?

Oh, my God.

Joe Biden.

Yeah.

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