Episode 262: I Wish An MFer Would

Bold American Pod

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Government & Organizations

4.6 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Round 1: The military might be rushing to judgement. I know that’s shocking but there was a memo released this week that says that people who have tested positive for coronavirus are PERMANENTLY disqualified ROUND 2: I’ve had it with these mothafuckin’ Devildogs on this mothafuckin’ plane! At least that’s how one man felt when 3 yoked infantry gents took him down for acting out in the plane’s bathroom... ROUND 3: Kate quiz alert! She’s informed us there’s a hilarious twist to this one and boy, I can’t wait to laugh and laugh. [deadpan ROUND 4: Wow.. he went from jumping on Oprah’s couch to hopping on a rocket to the international space station… NASA confirms -Tom Cruise will indeed be shooting a movie in outer space. ROUND 5: GoFundMes can be great and they can also be incredibly cringe-inducing. The Army would like to remind those in uniform that you can be shaking your internet cup at timeline passersby. ROUND 6: Every troop in the world hates CIF. We are gonna close out the show with some hate and discontent from the platoon!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.0	It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30 and today we have six rounds in the magazine.
0:15.3	Round number one, the military might be rushing to a little bit of judgment.
0:19.4	I know that shocking to everybody, but there was a memo released this week that says people
0:23.3	who have tested positive for coronavirus are permanently disqualified.
0:28.2	Dun dun dun.
0:28.9	A while permanently disqualified.
0:31.7	Round number two, I've had it with these mother fucking devil dogs on this mother fucking plane.
0:38.4	At least that's how one man felt when three yoke infantry boobas took him down for acting out
0:44.2	in a plane's bathroom, also known as the what Kate. Do you remember?
0:49.2	Jerk in it.
0:50.3	No, no, not jerk. What is a what is the bathroom called in the Marine Corps?
0:54.0	See if Katie Valor strikes again.
0:56.3	Oh, poor. No.
0:58.8	What is the bathroom called?
0:59.9	What's green?
1:01.5	Oh my god. It's a head called Kate.
1:04.2	Oh my god.
1:05.8	Round number three.
1:07.3	Kate Quizzler.
1:10.1	She informed us that there's a hilarious twist to this one.
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