Episode 262 | Gout, Onions, and The End Of An Era?

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Comedy, Pionaire, Bert Show, Comedian, Radio, Improv, Moe Mitchell, Stand-up

4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode is living proof that I shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions without supervision.

First mistake: trusting Nate’s “healing hacks.”
Second mistake: thinking I could win an argument with a Lyft driver.
Third mistake: letting my dog handle family business unsupervised.
Fourth mistake: agreeing to eat the world’s hottest chip on-air.

Also… The Bert Show is ending, so we’re getting into that too.

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0:00.0	Hello, Sweaterweather.
0:02.1	Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.
0:06.9	Out-out is out.
0:09.2	And the original pumpkin spice latte is in.
0:13.1	Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors,
0:17.7	then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.
0:21.1	Hot or iced? PSL. It's here. Only at the Starbucks coffee company. Subject to availability
0:28.5	while stocks last. There are some things you should always check, like the hygiene rating
0:34.2	on your local takeaway, the setting on your razor, and whether the party actually
0:39.1	is fancy dress. The other thing you should check is your Experian credit report, especially if you're
0:45.5	looking to borrow money. It lets you understand what lenders see, so you can increase your chances
0:50.7	of getting the best deals. It's dead easy to check it and completely free.
0:56.0	See it in seconds.
0:58.0	Download the Experian app today.
1:00.0	In five.
1:03.0	Kill it.
1:04.0	Four.
1:05.0	Two.
1:07.0	Hold up, yo.
1:08.0	Nate just banged their head on the mic
1:10.8	you sound like
1:12.3	you forgot
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