Episode 262: Gerrit Cole Shuts Up Donaldson, Thank God For The Twins
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
With tons of scrutiny and controversy surrounding our ace, angry Gerrit Cole showed up in Minnesota and shut up Josh Donaldson. Cole threw the hardest he’s ever thrown in his career as he answered the bell and helped the Yanks get another win in Minnesota. The bats are cooking and it’s refreshing to watch. The guys discuss how Andujar needs to play everyday and how Gary needs more playing time given how hot he currently is. Yankee Stadium is finally increasing their capacity almost back to full strength and we’re ecstatic. Pete Alonso has a wild conspiracy about the jucied/deaded baseballs and we debate how many people have seen the movie The Wizard of Oz. Outro Song: "Got a Feeling” (Via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, there is a tight end again. |
| 0:35.0 | There are cheaters, edges far again, with a walk-off signal. |
| 0:40.0 | There are cheaters, who are embarrassing, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, he's the left, he's on his way. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, he's just going to the world through it. |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month. |
| 1:07.5 | Fogame over, Yankee wins! |
| 1:13.5 | Yankee wins! |
| 1:22.5 | What's up? |
| 1:23.5 | What's happening? |
| 1:24.5 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Ports, presented by Barstle Sports. |
| 1:27.5 | I am your host, Hubs. |
| 1:28.5 | On the other side of the laptop, Tommy Smokes, Tom Skirelli, Marty Moosh, |
| 1:31.5 | still doing Barstle versus America. |
| 1:32.5 | He'll be on the next show, hopefully. |
| 1:34.5 | TJ is here on the 1s and 2s. |
| 1:38.5 | Thank God for the missile, it's wins. |
| 1:40.5 | God bless this team, a human punching bag for the New York Yankees for practically the last two decades. |
| 1:47.5 | And Garakol is Garakol again, which is nice to see. |
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