This is a Headgun Podcast.

Hey guys, welcome to this show. I like to start things off when Mike's not ready because

he keeps him on his toes. I thought we were. Oh, okay. Well, God bless you then. Good morning.

And I also like to throw out a lot of calm before the show starts. Oh, is that what I miss?

Just in case it's your first time listening to the show. We want to get you. We want to throw you

right into the deep end. This is the waiting room at the sperm donation bank. Welcome to the sperm donation

center in Siah, Wayne, California. While you wait, I'm making a name for places at California. And

I'm holding in Yeo. San Besatrino. San Besatrino.

Hey, hey, handersville, California. You want an all expenses paid trip to the B-pop factory in

Antan, Antan, Antan, Truzno. Trizno. Trizno. Trizno. Dude, you ever take the five to Trizno?

We were driving past Triz, and I have that Wendy's. Oh, yeah. Dude, the Wendy's triz. Yeah. The

last triz wins these. The last remaining Roy Rogers is in Triz. There is a place in Nevada called

Zizix. Oh, yeah. Yeah, which always makes me laugh every time. I love it. I have no idea how to

pronounce that for a long time. You know what? I think it's time, Mike, to find out. That's my guy.

You tell me what you're trying to find out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's time to find out the history.

All right, hold on, I can do this. Hang on, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.

You can start at one more time. I'm trying to stop there.

I can't, I got this. I know how to stop it. Don't worry, Mike, I can do this.

Happy birthday, Steve.

Thanks, Mike.

Dude, I wonder if this is the episode that like somebody tries to get their friend in on it.

Yeah, and they're just like so instantly out. It's never good to do that. It's never good.

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