Episode 260- Rare Exports (2010)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2019
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
In this year's annual Christmas horror movie extravaganza, we're heading to Finland and the great wonders of snowmobiles, wolf traps and pig heads. That's right, we're discussing the 2010 film "Rare Exports." Some other topics you may want to consider: a positive affirmation about the great outdoors being for...well, not us, perks of being lowkey terrifying, a most Pittsburgh treat and a buncha naked old Santas.
Hey, are you really in the festive mood? Check out our other holiday episodes-
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!)
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"
Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "Weird European Holiday Traditions" and also sample a brand new holiday treat! While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | This may not come as a surprise to you. |
| 0:12.6 | The outdoor life is not for me. |
| 0:15.0 | No. |
| 0:15.5 | This movie really helps drive that point home for me. |
| 0:18.9 | You don't want to have to set up a wolf pit in your yard? No, I don't want to have to set up a wolf pit in your yard? |
| 0:21.4 | No, I don't want to have to set up a wolf pit in my yard with a pig head hanging over it. |
| 0:29.5 | I don't want to do that. |
| 0:31.5 | You don't want your adorable child running around in boots and his underwear to accidentally fall into the wolf pit. Oh my god. Was he going their bathroom was outside, huh? Oh no. I just couldn't live. |
| 0:43.7 | Well, I think he was just going to pee outside. Oh, he, there was a bathroom indoors. He just |
| 0:47.5 | didn't want to use it. Maybe. Or he was just going to go, you know, dudes love peeing outside. Why? |
| 0:53.0 | Because you get to pee outside. That's so silly. |
| 0:57.6 | Like, |
| 0:58.0 | that's a thrill, huh? |
| 0:59.1 | Oh, yeah, for sure. |
| 1:00.0 | Probably in the snow, too, I could see. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm sure you can write your name. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.7 | Unless your name is Thaddeus, |
| 1:05.6 | because you're probably going to run out of pee. |
| 1:08.2 | Just tad. |
| 1:09.0 | Just tad. |
| 1:10.0 | All tad. just tad just tad old tad it's the holiday season it is you know what we're hanging in we're |
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