I'm leaving my door open, so the dog can come and go. A house is empty at some point it won't be, and at some point I will manage the closure of said door. Fucking hell. Fine. Fine. Jesus Christ. You people people You fucking people

You fucking people Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Monday the 15th of August 2016.

My name is Darren Bordoff, joining me at the other end of the Institute.

My co-host, beautiful, sexy Mr. Matthew Moore,

loving it and living large live from Farringdon on the wold under, under Thames or something.

Probably a Farage stronghold.

How are you, Matthew?

The Vale of the White Horse is my county, okay, deal with it.

All right, okay, well, that's fine.

Whatever, you know, whatever you want to say about the place.

I mean, I'm sure the, I'm sure the,

the property values of skyrocketed

since you've landed.

But anyway, without further do,

ladies gentlemen, kick back, relax,

and enjoy episode 260 of the Midlife Game of Podcast.

Matthew, Matthew, Matthew, my friend,

let's talk about what's been going on

in our worlds since we last spoke.

Oh, okay. Where do you want to, where are you thinking about starting?

I don't know. I ain't got a lot to say, really.

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