Episode 260: Kenyan Starvation Cult - Mike and Ike in the Garden of Eden

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

We’re back! Have you been following the news? WE HAVE! And it's a total bummer. Warning, this episode gets super sad, but not before we laugh about the religious purity of aliens for like 20 minutes. Join us as we cover the Good News International Ministries cult of Kenya. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody. This is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm alien Wesley
0:06.8	And with this we have our brothers from the beyond our pure alien brethren
0:12.7	This will make sense about halfway through the episode what I
0:16.4	drop
0:17.9	one of the craziest things that I've ever found him in my travels and
0:22.5	I am so excited that it went over well because
0:25.9	Part of me was like this big sense is this weird and wild. It's insane and I'm glad we talked about it a lot
0:35.3	So I hope you're ready for that just wanted to hit you with some stuff beforehand
0:39.6	If you want to help support the show you can go to patreon.com slash cult podcast
0:45.0	Page is going to Tokyo Tokyo
0:48.1	Tokyo hit him with those dates, baby June 2nd 3rd and 4th in Tokyo
0:55.2	Specifically Shibuya Tokyo comedy bar. You can get all the deeds on my Instagram. Hell yeah, and on top of that
1:02.3	We will be at RTX this year
1:05.2	Which is July 7th through the 9th you can go to RTX Austin dot com for tickets
1:10.3	We do not know what date we are going to be doing our show. We should be able to share that
1:16.0	Next week, but we do have those dates locked down
1:20.2	We're going to be doing some fun stuff out there. RTX is always a blast this year
1:25.3	They got a lot of crazy stuff. All right. They got some wild shit. They got the red web escape room
1:31.5	They have a face jam themed restaurant
1:35.7	There's so much fun stuff happening and you might even be able to see an actual cryptid running around
1:42.2	Yes, that's what that's what is fucking here, baby Armando
1:48.8	Do you think that squatch is pure
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