Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, ma'am, ma'am.

Ho, ho.

Oh, my God, here we go.

What do we have here?

Underneath my little Christmas tree.

Do you have a Christmas tree at home?

Fuck no.

Why not?

Me?

Man does, one doesn't simply invite nature into their home. I don't have plants.'t have trees I don't have leaves You don't have plants No but you can't kill a Christmas tree Oh I could kill a Christmas tree You set those fuckers on fire Like early February or something I don't know if that works on the East Coast Because it's wet out here San Francisco you set that shit on fire as my bone, yeah. Do you see the earthquake that happened in Humboldt? Really? Yeah, 6.3 or something. Really? Yeah. It's pretty high. It is pretty high. Also, you know what else is high? Humboldt County. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The kids from Sherell. Jeffrey Lxton. It is the case for the show you And you're gonna Until for next day Ladies and Jennifer Lekston Come in

Come in

Come in

Jeffrey Duxed Ladies and gentlemen, Merry Christmas.

Not yet.

Not Christmas yet.

What day is it?

Oh, it's the 21st?

But these people might be listening to it in the future.

How hard do you think Christ was kicking at this point in his mama's belly? Yeah, he's like, let me out, let me out. The wise men are just like, oh, fuck, we got to find, we're getting late, we've got to find this kid. We've got to get to the manger. Let me tell you, I'm son of God. I want to be born in Cedar Sinai Hospital. I don't want to be born in a major. You know what? Great hospital. Great hospital? Oh yeah. Bear Fancy. Okay. I hope to be there someday. Baby Hillies. I hope to be getting a, I don't know, some kind of transplant. I believe that is where Courtney Kardashian pulled her baby out of her body. Do we talk about this in the show?

You told me about this.

I love this story so much,

so I'm sure I have many times.

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