Episode 26: Syrian War Crimes, Country Music, and a Central Park Salad
The New Yorker Radio Hour
WNYC Studios and The New Yorker
4.2 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2016
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | From One World Trade Center in Manhattan, this is the New Yorker Radio Hour, a co-production of the New Yorker and WNYC Studios. |
| 0:10.7 | Hello, and welcome to the Rent Stabilized Department of Todd Neasel. |
| 0:16.4 | I'm Debbie, a specialist in Todd Neasel, and I'm going to be your guide. |
| 0:22.0 | Before you begin your journey through the world of Todd Neasel and his stuff, may I ask you |
| 0:26.9 | to reduce the volume on your Acousticide player to a polite level? |
| 0:31.3 | The woman in 12A has had a B in her bonnet about me ever since I, Debbie, well okay, |
| 0:36.3 | yes, a tiny bit drunk, mistook her door for Todd |
| 0:38.7 | Neasles late one night and Jimmy did open. |
| 0:41.4 | You are standing in Todd Neasel's foyer. |
| 0:44.6 | The faux-foam marble table on your right is attributed to Todd Neasel's mother, circa last |
| 0:49.9 | Christmas. |
| 0:51.1 | Take a moment to look through the mail. |
| 0:53.1 | There should be a lot of it because Todd |
| 0:55.0 | Neesel is away skiing in Vermont with his brother. Is there a letter postmarked Milwaukee? |
| 1:02.7 | Just curious. Proceed through the foyer and into the master bedroom. |
| 1:08.1 | Examine the object in the master bedroom. |
| 1:11.8 | Here is the famous jar of pennies and the original green shag rug from Todd |
| 1:16.7 | Niesel's college days. |
| 1:19.3 | Pay close attention to the black lace brazier in the bottom drawer of Todd Niesel's |
| 1:25.5 | bureau. |
| 1:26.8 | You may be wondering what that brassiere is doing |
| 1:29.0 | in this exhibit of the world of Todd Neasel and his stuff. |
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