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🗓️ 22 April 2014
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm a good guy. |
0:02.0 | I'm a good guy. |
0:04.0 | I'm a good guy. |
0:08.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stand Hope Podcast. |
0:23.0 | The potato peelings in the sink did not turn into vodka |
0:29.0 | as I had hoped. |
0:33.0 | I only start to need a drink after the liquor stores are closed. |
0:45.0 | I heard you changed your name again. |
0:52.0 | But don't you change your hair. |
0:59.0 | It was the only thing I liked about you in the end. |
1:14.0 | Yeah, you see that young Hispanic lad, the little mini-jill rogan, |
1:20.0 | tell him he can sit in but to bring his cigarettes in an a**try. |
1:24.0 | I was just the Muslim that pretends he's Mexican for her. |
1:28.0 | Is he a Muslim? |
1:30.0 | I thought I asked him last night. |
1:32.0 | Last night is such a f**king blur. |
1:34.0 | He ate pork chops. |
1:36.0 | I was actually testing him. |
1:38.0 | Yeah, people, they say they're that. |
1:40.0 | I've done bits about this and again, |
1:42.0 | another one that's not on any kind of recording. |
1:46.0 | The people who say I'm that but they're not are the problem. |
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