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🗓️ 11 January 2016
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're going to be best because they're only a man and a man's got to learn to take it. |
0:10.0 | Try to believe, though the going gets rough, that you gotta hang tough to make it |
0:15.0 | history repeats itself try and you succeed |
0:20.0 | never doubt that you're |
0:22.0 | one and you can't have a dream We are the best around. |
0:25.0 | Yes, yes, yes. |
0:30.0 | We're Danish and O'Neill. |
0:32.0 | We're back for more. If you're new here, welcome aboard. If you're old here, thanks for coming on back. |
0:37.0 | Nothing's gonna ever keep us down. |
0:40.0 | Eh, some things might. It's episode 26, is that correct? |
0:44.4 | Two six, the big old juicy two six. |
0:47.9 | It's a steak that you once tried to eat at a restaurant, you didn't finish it yeah the 26 sir 26 do I can pound a |
0:56.3 | 26 |
0:57.2 | easily pounds oh we say pounds yeah easily dude you 26 You can be 26 pounds. |
1:04.0 | Probably take a 30 pound dump. |
1:07.0 | That means four pounds. |
1:10.0 | I had four pounds I left in. |
1:11.0 | Four pounds in there from something else yeah you better believe it so how you |
1:17.3 | been good all right glad to hear it there's a weird count that all this card that I just put in there and it's |
1:24.4 | counting down from two hours but there's no way that we've used any of the |
1:29.5 | amount of that time. Maybe it's a bomb. Well we better get out of here in an hour then. |
1:35.0 | You better get out of here. |
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