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You're listening to this on Monday, New Year's Day 2018.

Tactical digs. Here to my right. How do you feel, buddy?

Happy New Year. Happy fucking New Year. I assume today,

when everyone's listening to this, I'm gonna be in a bad spot.

Yeah. Like, be in a bad spot.

Future us right now in your ears hung over us.

Fuck. I drank a lot in my future last night.

Drank a lot. You guys crushed on stage last night.

Yeah. You can kill it. Now we're all in a bad spot.

Sure we did. A lot of fun things happened in the future two days from now.

In your years though, it's the present. It's very confusing. I don't know.

It's inception in here. Vibs at the Jeff Fiber.

You're looking especially good today.

Oh, thank you. I didn't shower. New Year new me back on my bowshit.

I thought that was a glow about you, but I think it's just, it's just funk.

It's good oils. It's good oils.

Yeah, we didn't have any hot water this morning. I showed the night before those.

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