Episode 259: Putting the Toy in Toilet

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2015

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit strikes in Florida, a sword enthusiast in the same state goes down after a five hour stand off, and two parents kill their child while trying to teach him a lesson about alcohol.

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0:00.8	around table
0:01.6	Gentleman
0:03.6	Let's be brother no mind
0:05.8	Hello! Gentlemen!
0:06.8	Hello, LordWatch PotS
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion
0:18.8	whisked ability, gentleman
0:21.1	Always civility
0:26.1	Brock Brock sucksään
0:27.1	Just a bit get it get it get it. All right.
0:30.3	Josh a
0:31.3	Ray
0:32.4	Common man. I'm here man. We're all good to go all right. Everybody bow your heads for a guided meditation
0:37.6	You were in the birthing tub for the water berth the blood, it surrounds you
0:44.6	Surounds your whole essence you are the H2 while the baby is the blood from the vagina
0:49.5	Comes out first and fills your
0:52.2	Water molecules up with its own blood and then the blood and then the baby starts to crown
0:57.1	And it's furry little top of its head. It's got a lot of hair
0:59.9	And I yeah, it's got a lot of hair which I heard leads to a lot of acid indigestion and pregnant women so we can talk about that
1:08.2	But apparently if a baby has a hairy head you have a lot of acid indigestion
1:13.6	I have a lot of acid indigestion your baby has a hairy head the baby in your belly. Are you pregnant?
1:19.0	Jackie? Yeah, I was gonna wait until after the prayers
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