Hey, I'm Steph. I'm Alex. And this is not today.

And we're live. Hello. How are you? Great. How are you? I am good. We have gone to IKEA. I've pronounced all the words. Which you love to do. It's endless entertainment. It's true. And here we are on a Saturday night. It's Saturday night. Live from nowhere. It's not live, but we're here. It's

pre-recorded. And you're listening whenever you want. I know. That's the beauty of podcast, I guess.

It's true. What are we getting into today? Reddit, let's not meet. I always enjoy these. I do too.

I love these ones. Coming off a big week like the Donner Party, which was

quite a long episode, I figured we could have a little break with a Reddit Let's Not Meet. And we have a

lot going on right now. We're fully in the swing of finishing up the planning of our wedding. We're

like just about a month away from getting married. So it's a hectic time. But a fun one and an exciting one, but at the same time,

we're doing Reddit, let's not meet. And that's great. But before we jump in, I wanted to let you know

that there is a poll up over on Patreon for bonus episode number 46, I want to say. It could be 47.

I'm blanking right now because, again, I'm in wedding planning mode.

Forgive me. I don't know what it says because I haven't posted it yet when we've recorded this

episode. But it's going to be a good one. There's great options. Trust and believe the Patreon

episodes are always great. So if you want to vote on stories and hear them, go over to patreon.com

slash not today podcast. And to do so ad free.'s true you won't regret it but anyway without further ado why don't we jump into this episode because i have some really good stories for you this week i think you'll really enjoy them okay let's do it Trigger warning for suicidal ideation.

Our first story is titled Legitimately Crazy X and was written by Bet Fucking Davis.

I figured you'd like that.

She's just, she's angry even in her name.

I think it's a guy.

Oh, it's a guy.

Yep.

This may well be the worst way to tell your parents you're gay. Do not recommend. I'm hooked. Yep. I figured you would be. My sophomore year of high school, I was on the

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