Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to Maximum Film.

It's episode 259 and I hope you're feeling fine.

It's your host if you're whitey waiting in the booth with me all my friends.

So let me introduce you to them.

First up, we have one of two of America's favorite critics in here with us,

and one of them is Alonzo de Ralde, the Christmas Zaddy himself.

What's good?

I thank you if he because I was going to I was going to have to head you off at the pass on that

one if you were going to keep going with that for my intro.

What's good for me is I know I'm late on this one and I don't even have the

Dre Clark exclusive I wait for a season to be done so I can binge the whole

thing but whatever the reason I'm finally

watching severance and you guys I don't know if you've heard anyone talk about this

show but it's good yeah no, no, it's, I'll tell you, an incredible pilot, which, you know, is a tough thing to pull off because

they've got to put you in that world, I've got to give you some stakes and

characters you're listed in and I am just

already fascinated by where this is going. I love the art direction on this show like

it's like if somebody had paid Jacques-Tatee to turn playtime into a sitcom I don't know but just like the immense

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