Wrong date.

Why, what's today's date? Why, what's today's date?

No, it's the right date. Did I put the wrong date on something like I always do?

Oh, you know me? Well, well, well, well, well. Are you ready for a show?

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization and I need to make

a technological change right now because I've got a little problem hold up.

This will require my last remaining piece of paper.

Now I'm using this piece of paper to fix my iPad

because it turns out that there's two versions of me looking at me.

There's one on the iPad that's slightly delayed

that I'm using just for watching the comments.

And there's one version to me that's not delayed and boy

you can't look at two versions of yourself operating on a different time while you're

doing something live. It's impossible but I just put my last remaining piece of paper in my entire house because I was just looking for paper,

couldn't find it, but that's all boring to you. You don't care. What you care about is a simultaneous sip, which is to happen now and if you'd like to join in all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of bag or chalice is dying a canteen jug or flask a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure

of the dopamine, the day

the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip

and it's gonna happen right now.

Go.

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