Episode 257: You Dumb B!tch w/Eleanor Kerrigan
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 127 minutes
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Summary
Heavens to Betsy, Philadelphia's state treasure and the heiress to the 7-up cake fortune, Eleanor J. Kerrigan, joins us on the show!!!! What ensues is a nearly two hour barn-burner of hilarity and insanity. Hear what priceless advice the great Brian Holtzman has for Eleanor (hint, it has something to do with the episode's title). As always, a good time was had by all. Oh, and we also expose a certain comic for being involved in a disgusting group. Listen while it's hot; that way, it's still crispy around the edges and warm in the middle.
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| 0:00.0 | I was Danish, O'Neil, so I can tell you how. |
| 0:05.0 | I was Danish, I was O'Neil, so I can tell you how they both feel right now, right now, |
| 0:21.0 | renting, raving, getting angry at the dummies in this far-stop world, I will ride my bike across the country psych I've broken every wheel I've used I've used the ice machine too many times and I still have not |
| 0:51.2 | seen Ritchie Gypsy just might have you murder her own mother |
| 1:00.3 | mother mother because it's Danish and on you. |
| 1:07.0 | Hey everybody! |
| 1:10.0 | What comes to Danish and on New York. |
| 1:12.0 | Blue Iris. Hey, I'm not blue, Iris. |
| 1:15.0 | It's blue. |
| 1:18.0 | Eleanor, I love your hair. |
| 1:19.0 | It's really. |
| 1:20.0 | Eleanor carrigan, ladies and gentlemen, Eleanor Carrigan on the podcast. |
| 1:23.2 | Wait, is this just audio or you have a video as well? |
| 1:27.7 | We're going to use video, because you have that awesome set that you made for recording |
| 1:32.4 | podcasts. It looks like a kitchen in Philadelphia. that you made for recording podcast. |
| 1:33.1 | It looks like a kitchen in Philadelphia. |
| 1:35.0 | It's just a picture of a kitchen. |
| 1:37.0 | It's not my kitchen. |
| 1:38.1 | It's a picture of a shitier kitchen |
| 1:40.0 | so that people don't know how nice I live. I don't want people to, you know, be like, oh, she's so wealthy. |
| 1:46.3 | So, you know, like I have help. |
| 1:48.9 | Is that the set of always cloudy in Philadelphia? |
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