Episode 257: Rory Uphold v. The New Girl

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Rory Uphold (Crimes of the Heart) joins the show for one of the most tangled Block Tales of all-time, as an ex of hers cheats on her and then repeats the pattern, forcing a cadre of women to team up against him....until the new girl steps in. It's one of the best Block Tales in the show's history and the episode is wonderful too, as we discuss 5G zombies, last-minute episode recordings, and discussions of Rory's Calgary family members leads to a long discussion about the Canadian Football League including some amazing vintage merch and that cursed version of the Canadian national anthem. Plus, we learn about the dancing chickens, penis injury headlines, and divorce. If you never wanna divorce us, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, Dana Smith rejoins the show for another completely unhinged mailbag, and we are now just 8 days away from one of the biggest moments in BP Bonus Episode history. Dropping on Halloween, you simply will not want to miss it. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and much, much more. Support your favourite Blocked Boys today! Rory Uphold's podcast, Crimes of the Heart, can be found wherever you get your pods. You can follow her on Instagram at @icouldbeblonder. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube page. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:52.2	I'm Captain In Yo Pussy.
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0:57.7	Dan
0:57.9	We're getting crazy going wild
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