The air is quiet. The birds are chirping. It's a beautiful spring morning in Mill Valley.

Then out of the driver's side window a motorcycle is decked out in all black with a mere advisor appears.

Pulls out a revolver, points it in the car and fires.

Gunshot noise gunshot noise gunshot noise

So Lyndon is a classic Mill Valley

gentleman, right? And the moment he sees this night rider pull up next to him dressed in black like the grim reaper himself

He takes that woman excuse me that 17 year old girl's head and presses it down with sufficient force as to bend her body in half

shielding her

From the bullets that come whizzing through the car just moments later

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

They go

No, it's what happens here is Max Wade shoots five shots from a single action 38 revolver into this truck now

Liz single action

He actually has to pull back the hammer on the revolver between shots every time one of the possible worst guns

Like what do you do? The kid doesn't know anything about that. You're doing a drive by an 1880

This is crazy the make double action revolvers man. I have a double action 38

Anyways five shots fucking fly out of this goddamn gun and then as he's trying to replace it in his clothes

He does the classic rookie move and fumbles it

What are my brace with a briefcase and learning all my papers? Oh my god

I actually is a great movie if you're gonna assassinate someone in their office be like oh, sorry

I'm so late. Well throw all the papers at them bam pull out a single action 38

Well,ile fuck star fan in the hammer. Yeah

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