to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams,

and if you'd like to take this experience, which is already better than anything

you've ever felt, up to a level that you won't even be able to explain to your grandchildren.

All you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tankard cellister,

styn a kempting jug of vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure

at the dopamine the other day.

The thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, it's going to happen now. Go.

Oh my God that feels good.

Sometimes that sip is exactly what you need. Well, I've got a theme today.

The theme will be, data isn't real, and you won't believe that I can proof that point.

Not today, I'm going to have to work on you. But eventually you're

going to learn that all data that matters is fake and always has been.

All right, so here's some health related things.

Apparently, cigarette smoking is at an 80 year low,

according to the Gallup poll that's good news an 80 year

low and smoking that's gotta be good for your health care expenses and

everything else.

And I was thinking when I read that, when was the last time you saw somebody under the age of 30

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