by this part of my screen is always messed up.

But not if I do that.

What is up with that?

I don't know. Anyway, do-dit-do.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams.

And today is going to be an amazing, amazing show.

Better than normal.

And that's quite a standard, isn't it?

And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mugger a glass of tankard shells or thin, a kentin jug or flask of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine, the end of the day, the thing makes

everything better. It's called the simultaneous

sip and happens now go. Delightful. Well before Oh, delightful.

Well, before you notice on your own, I have a confession that things went wrong this morning. You might notice there's a bunch of ink on my forearm and there's a bunch of ink on my hand and

until a moment ago my head was covered with ink as well.

It turns out that I was using this little portable backscratcher and it

telescopes out like this when you want to use it And it's exactly the right size if you have a back scratch

problem like I do. Now I don't know if you've ever had any kind of a body itch problem, but there's one thing I can tell you is that you could identify exactly where it is by what part of my body is impossible to reach unaided.

Now, I don't have very long arms so if you look at this you can see that there's a zone in the middle of my back about the size of a large

grapefruit that there's no possible way any part of my body could reach it to

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