Episode 256 | Reality TV Is A Lie

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shoutout Clay & AD for providing us with so much entertainment. We breakdown the sickness of this season (no worries even if you haven’t watched, we provide context). Staying on “reality tv”, comedian Jerrod Carmichael got rejected from Tyler The Creator (27:36). Was this moment real? And what is a twink? We learn Mal still texts women “I had a dream about you.” (54:18) Then we debunk more right wing scare propaganda regarding Easter. Demaris presses Mal about the Drake clip and him getting killed on the timeline all weekend (1:00:34). The clock keeps ticking and all we have are more IG captions. Let’s talk about music that was actually released. We give Beyonce’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ a review and speculate on the genre of Act III (1:17:27). It’s the biggest day in women’s basketball history. By the time this releases the winners will be determined but we discuss the rematch, Iowa v.s. LSU. (1:38:31) Rory has an issue with Chloe cozying up next to Gunna and Eminem plays an April Fool’s prank. It’s time for voicemails! We answer two fun ones today (1:50:16). Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And Gerard has like like booty butter in his room and his friend is like what the fuck is this?
0:05.6	And he's like that's what I'm banging all these twinks with.
0:08.6	Booty butter? I guess it's like, you know, for like anal sex.
0:12.2	Just lube. Lube. Yeah, but it's like a know for like anal sex just lube lube yeah but it's like a specific
0:14.5	lube for gay anal sex how is there any different than normal maybe it's I mean
0:21.0	Exxon is different from mobile if you if you know the gas like is different.
0:24.7	Yeah, true.
0:25.7	It makes the car run down to the Gulf.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	How did I get this?
0:29.0	How is gay booty butter different than just anal?
0:31.0	Well, there's other types of but what makes
0:33.2	it so why can't there be a game one like when you open it it's like yeah it's probably
0:36.4	it's probably probably.
0:40.3	No Warren now! small.
0:53.0	Me and flex looking in the index for buff net niggas just for some hot but sex. Hmm.
0:57.0	What? What made you go with that verse?
0:58.0	I don't...
0:59.0	What made you...
1:01.0	Yeah, that dude was sick.
1:03.0	I tell you, well, Clay,
1:03.6	maybe like Charlotte.
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