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Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Episode 256: Make America Just Fine Again

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2015

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Today on Top Hat: Ben and Marcus discuss the secret ban that the government recently put on four Middle East nations, Supreme Court Justice Scalia's recent affirmative action comments, and the rare good news that is the repeal of No Child Left Behind.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let the word go forth.

0:01.8

Pull me once.

0:02.6

Are you fired up?

0:03.7

By knocker.

0:04.5

Are you ready to go?

0:05.8

Shame on you.

0:06.6

Shame on you.

0:07.5

Woo!

0:08.5

Hey, little one.

0:10.0

It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kistle.

0:13.8

Yeah.

0:14.8

Yeah.

0:15.8

You're fooling me, can't get fooled again.

0:19.6

Did it happen, Marcus?

0:20.6

Yeah, it is.

0:21.2

All right, welcome to the show, everyone.

0:22.8

I am Ben Kistle.

0:24.4

As always, I'm with Marcus Parks.

0:26.2

Hello.

0:27.0

You know what we're going to do?

0:27.7

I'm going to flip the whole thing.

0:29.2

I'm doing, I'm plugging Twitter right now.

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