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Trillbilly Worker's Party

Episode 256: If You're 15 Minutes Early, You're 30 Minutes Late

Trillbilly Worker's Party

Trillbilly Worker's Party

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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It's just like your old football coach used to tell ya Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

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0:00.0

Well, for a man that got struck by lightning 24 hours ago, you look pretty intact.

0:05.9

I have to say, I always assumed you ever heard about what happens when people get electrocuted.

0:13.8

They become immensely more attractive to everyone in the community for having survived

0:18.9

a heroine.

0:19.9

If they survive.

0:20.9

Experience.

0:21.9

If they don't.

0:22.9

I mean, I'm kind of dude, I'm treading dangerously close to being, there's every

0:29.8

community has one of those guys that's been struck by lightning like five times.

0:34.3

Are you going to be the town lightning guy?

0:38.3

I'm going to be the town light dude, two times in the last four years.

0:43.8

I'm averaging one heroingly close lightning strike once every two years or so.

0:50.7

Right now you've got Tim Cook, not the Apple guy, different Tim Cook to compete with for

0:56.4

White Sparks title.

0:58.8

He's been struck four times, granted three of those times while roofing a garage with

1:04.8

sheet metal during a lot in his stores.

1:07.8

See, I don't even have an excuse.

1:10.2

I'm just hanging out outside.

1:13.2

You just like to drum and the open air during a lot in the store.

1:16.8

You like to hold two stints toward the heavens while thunder and lightning drains down.

1:25.4

I'm just saying like people that get struck by lightning have a reputation that I think

1:30.7

is unfair.

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