Episode 256: "I Do ..Nothing" with Ali Wong

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2013

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Ali Wong is on this very special epiosde of TalkinS hit. tune in while the guys about sex and asians! All this and more on this episode TalkinS hit.

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0:00.0	And they're like, it's 8 o'clock.
0:02.4	What time will the show be over?
0:04.1	10 p.m.
0:05.2	Is there a flight at 10.30?
0:09.5	Have you been to India?
0:10.3	No.
0:11.6	But I've traveled pretty much all over the world and know that I'm done
0:16.9	traveling all over the world. So I really only want to go to places that I really
0:21.8	like. Yeah. Are we ready go? Hey everybody before we start the show I want to talk to you about our sponsor that's really been good to us.
0:30.0	So I want you to be good to them right now you're trying to guess who it is it's
0:36.2	draft kings dot com draft kings dot com I know the shitheads I know the fans of the
0:41.7	show you are shit heads you're all
0:43.7	scumbags you probably you know I've said it before a million times you have neck
0:47.9	tattoos you have felonies you probably have some kind of job a lot of you have boring jobs, but a lot of you have really illegal jobs where you've got a lot of cash and
0:59.0	The government can't track you well for those of you that don't live that lifestyle those
1:04.1	shitheads that live in a cubicle have a boring life I'm gonna bring you some
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1:13.6	competition it's a one-day fantasy sports competition. It's just one day. It's a one-day game.
1:15.6	It means you're never locked into a season.
1:17.4	It's like a new season every time you play.
1:19.8	Draft Kings brings you instant gratification.
1:22.4	We all love that. That's why we do drugs.
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