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Life is complete.

Sort of.

Well you're probably saying to yourself, is the world going to disappear? Are we all dead?

No, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. We'll get to all the economics and the politics and all that.

But the most important story of the day, if you haven't heard it, I'm going to call it

RFK Jr. and the Dead Bear. If you haven't seen this on social media yet, go search for

R.F.K. Jr. and the Bear. I don't want to ruin the whole story but I'll give you the beginning part and then I'll tell you that it just gets better.

So the beginning part is that I guess some automobile hit a bear and killed it.

And R.F.K. Jr. was somehow in the neighborhood and thought, hey, I don't want to waste a completely good dead bear.

I could have his skinned and I could use that bear skin for something and by the way I

you know the law of the land allowed him to make bear stakes and so he could actually eat it.

So he thought I'm not going to waste this dead bear so he put it in his car.

That's right he put a dead bear in his car. That's right, he put a dead bear in his car. But then he had things to do.

And he had meeting, then he had to go to the airport, and his plan to take care of the bear in the appropriate way was thwarted by his own schedule.

And so, being the creative man that he is, he came up with another plan of what to do with a dead bear.

Now I'm not going to ruin it for you. The only thing I'm going to tell you is that if you start

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