Episode 255: Sequoia Holmes v. Keyshia Cole

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore) joins the show for the first time to tell us that teenagers really shouldn't be allowed to tweet, as she catches a block for tweeting about Keyshia Cole's singing ability when she was 19 years old. And look, she really wants to be unblocked, so maybe we can help her reunite with a singer she really loves, actually. And we love this episode, as Sequoia tells us about landing Hayley Williams on her podcast, Disturbed's new tour, surface piercings, and we go really deep on the Hollywood Vampires. Plus, we learn about a viral TikTok subway dance, Toronto Fashion Week, cursed clocks, and a BlueSky quote tweet brings back painful memories for Stefan. If you want memories that won't be painful at all, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month will get you three bonus episodes a month PLUS our entire back catalogue. Over 100 episodes! So many memories!!!! This week, our good friend Demi Lardner joins us for a Canadian Education episode about another crazy YTV show, and we have a great deal of fun. Plus, we have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, merch discounts, and lots more, so support the show today! Sequoia Holmes is a podcaster and the host of the great Black People Love Paramore podcast. You can follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @sequoiabholmes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Martha listens to her favorite band all the time.
0:03.0	In the car?
0:04.9	Jim.
0:06.1	Even sleeping.
0:08.1	So when they finally went on tour, Martha bundled her flight and hotel on Expedia to see them live.
0:13.2	She saved so much she got her seat close enough to actually see and hear them.
0:18.1	Sort of.
0:19.4	You were made to scream from the front row. We were made to quietly save you more. Sort of. You were made to scream from the front row.
0:21.7	We were made to quietly save you more.
0:24.1	Expedia, made to travel.
0:26.4	Savings vary and subject to availability.
0:28.1	Light inclusive packages are at all protected.
0:30.4	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode,
0:32.5	please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-925.
0:37.9	Start the party, Dan. It's up to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside of butt a dump. It's fire. Boom, brus, mad pub sticking up the replies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on life and get on ass and block. We don't follow the rules. We do whatever we want.
0:54.4	It's lock party.
0:55.1	The podcast like we'll do it and a duck.
1:00.2	It's been nice doing the songs live.
1:02.3	Yeah, I'm feeling it.
1:03.0	It gets me in the zone.
1:07.0	Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots. Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.
1:12.1	It is Block Party.
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