Episode 255: Radio Cat

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Cryptozoology, New, Comedy, Beast, Ness, Loch, Murderfist, Table, Talk, York, Kevin, Round, Radio, Barnett, Roundtable, Brain, Monster, Ben, Kissel, Current, Gentlemen, Events

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Today on Round Table: three enterprising criminals troll the depths of the NYC sewer system for treasures, a man in a bear suit has fun with bears, and a man shoplifts $75 worth of steaks in his colostomy bag. Joining us today: Reid Faylor, Andrew Short, and Chris Donahue!

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0:00.0	Around table. Gentlemen! Let's throw it in our minds!
0:04.3	Hello, gentlemen! Hello, everyone! Watch what? Fire at will!
0:10.8	Stamoration, gentlemen.
0:15.0	Now, Dale, what's the topic of discussion?
0:19.0	Civility, gentlemen. Always civility!
0:23.0	That's true. Alright, guys, let's do a guided meditation.
0:30.0	Take a deep breath. Let yourself feel every part of you.
0:40.0	And you're feeling calm and you're in your childhood bedroom.
0:47.0	Moriuck! It's a little Saturday morning and you're a little boy.
0:53.0	And you're thinking to yourself, oh baby boy hungry for some pancakes.
0:58.0	You want pancakes but you look over and your door is open and you didn't go to bed with your door open.
1:05.0	You're at it, isn't it? We always do.
1:08.0	Do I feel someone in here? I start checking through below the bed, my closet, and behind my big teddy bear.
1:19.0	But there's nothing here. Where could somebody be?
1:24.0	And then you look up and in the corner of your room is a spider web.
1:29.0	So big! It couldn't possibly be made by a spider. It could be only made by a...
1:36.0	little boy catching eating man.
1:43.0	Uncle Rodney!
1:45.0	No! And Uncle Rodney, if you want to.
1:48.0	Yeah, definitely. Alright, is that it?
1:50.0	That's it! That was a great little horror story.
1:53.0	Yeah, yeah. So I hope everyone's feeling a little more zen.
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