Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least, sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film it's episode 255 and I'm feeling alive

all right it shows if you're wide waiting in the studio with me all my friends so let me

introduce you to the ends of course first up we have the

Christmas Eddie himself Alonzo de Ralde what's good I'll tell you if he

what's good is Dr. Kiara M Bridges. She is a law professor of Berkeley and she testified this week about, I'm not even sure what the hearing was about, but basically the hearing was about putting Josh Holly on blast and having him find out when he tried to fuck around.

There was a conversation about abortion and she was accusing him of erasing the fact that trans men can get pregnant and he was being very smug and Josh Holly about the whole thing and she just sort of systematically cut him to rhetorical ribbons and I love you love to see it as they say and I

especially love to see it when on the other end of it is fucking Josh Holly so Dr.

Kyara Ambridges I never heard of you before this week, but I am your biggest fan.

I swam laps after that and the whole time I was just thinking of his stupid face.

And then how nice it was to have someone like say to him what you well know what I'd like to say to him is much uglier than what she said

But you know she kept the classy but she had she had all of it. Yeah. Oh nice indeed. Well, you know, look, you know she swims, but do you also know that she's a super producer and festival programmer it's Drake

what's good? You got those in there you still did it never lets me down my

if he won away. What's good with me is not nearly as righteous as the good professor, but I am newly

smitten with this series, a YouTube series that Architectural Digest does, where they pair

two designers so they'll get like an architect and a design maker or something and then they'll give them the same rudimentary piece and then they get like one day to re-envision it so they gave a woodmaker craftsman woman and then an interior designer, just a standard folding chair.

And they had a day and they made these beautiful works of art that are also furniture out of them.

And as you guys know, one of the things I enjoy in this life is watching people be good at what they're doing.

And when I can do that in sort of seven minutes or less, and then they

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