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Well, let's check in on all the hoaxes and crazy news.

Let's say, at the latest we're learning, we'll of course get to all the big hoaxes about Trump the new ones

Apparently science thinks that process meat is really really bad for you like extra bad worse than usual mostly because as enormous amounts of salt in it but maybe other things but I just give this as more evidence that our food supply is poisoned, meaning that if you're looking

for food that isn't literally bad for you, good luck. I mean it's a struggle. It's pretty much just vegetables and a

cow that you slaughtered yourself in your backyard with Thomas Massey. Nothing else seems to be healthy. So there's that. This is

interesting. One of the people that Kamel Harris is allegedly considering for her VP pick is Mark Kelly, Arizona Senator.

But we find out today that he owns a company that makes spy balloons that happen to be funded by China or

Chinese partners.

That's right.

He has a Chinese funded spy-a-balloon business.

Not that it really matters, but it's kind of funny.

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