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Well, Jake and Logan Paul said they would offer 12 million dollars if they could get the

maga half that Trump war when he survived the assassination.

Weirdly that might be a good investment.

You can imagine somebody buying it from them for more at some point.

But if I had that kind of crazy money, I suppose it might be worth it.

But what I really wonder is who has the bullet?

You know it would really be worth some money? The bullet

they hit trumps a year. Who has that bullet? Don't you think somebody has that?

It's either, it was either taken out of a second person of the same bullet hit,

or somebody probably found it on the ground. but how much is that thing worth?

I don't know.

Well, Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's in town.

I guess he's going to address Congress and it's a bipartisan thing but it's

going to be kind of interesting because apparently Harris is more anti-Israel than Biden and we're

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