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It's called the simultaneous 7 happens now. Oh, my God. Well, you probably know we're going to talk about the pullout by Joe Biden from the race.

But first I need to tell you that if you are subscribing to the Dilbert comic, which you can only get on the X platform or on locals at Scott Adams. Locals.com, you would know that Dilbert's company, who we just found out, makes some kind of security software,

has crashed the entire internet.

And now Dilbert has to figure out what to do about that.

That's right.

So if he thought Crowd Strike was having a bad week,

well, they just made it into Dilbert.

So congratulations guys.

So that's only for subscribers.

All right, so here's the big news.

Biden has decided to pull out of the campaign.

Or has he? Or has he?

That's right people.

For your entertainment and possibly your education.

We are going to go into full recreational conspiracy theory mode.

Is everybody up for that? Just so you know the spirit of it, we're not going to assume

any of it's true because we don't know exactly what's true. But we're going to have a hell of a good time with it. I thought, well, we're going

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