Scott Adams.

Normally, the most exciting experience you'll ever have in your life,

unless you were watching television or social media yesterday.

And you know what we're going to be talking about today. I don't have to tell you. Now normally I would do the simultaneous sip now that you would all expect.

But since today we're going to be talking about things which are tragic, things that are interesting, and even some things that seem funny.

But we got to do them in the right order people. So I'd like to start with showing some respect to the fallen.

The one individual died at the Trump rally, two seriously wounded, may never be the same,

don't know the details yet, and I'd like to just do a sip to them, simultaneous though it may be.

So with one exception, first time ever, I'd like to just take a moment to remember that one person

died and two were terribly injured.

And let's think about them first.

We'll talk about the rest of it after. All right.

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready for this?

ready for this? I gotta change the tone.

I'm gonna change it, right?

So we're going to change on a dime.

I've been working on my new Trump impression.

Goes like this. Fight.

Or I have a modified version of it that goes like this.

Ow.

Ooh.

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