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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and I'm pretty sure you've never had a better time in your whole life.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels in which nobody with their tiny

human smooth brains can even understand, all you need for that is a cup of margar, a glass of

tanker, chal, sistina, kent tinkerellequin jure flask of living and kind

fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the

dopamine the day thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous hip. Go.

Sublime. Well if you're not subscribing to the Dilber comic which you can only see on X

by subscription or on Scott Adams. Locals.com where you can see that plus lots more. You would know, if you're watching it, you would know that I'm playing around with some of the cartoon reality. So Dilberg got Lasek. You could have to figure out how that goes. But I'm doing a lot of things where I'm sort of bending that

fourth wall, they say. Emerging reality with comics, it's a good time. Doing crossoovers. All the stuff I wanted to do all my career that I thought was funny, but my editor would say, you know, you don't want to cross that fourth wall. You know don't make it look like it's a comic

Make it look like it's reality

But sometimes I like bull. Well, did you know that the benefits of coffee just keep coming?

There's another study peer reviewed.

It's peer reviewed people, peer reviewed.

That drinking coffee makes you live longer helps with your diabetes, it helps with

your heart disease, your liver, your cancer, it helps with your colon and your breasts, it helps

you with your thyroid,

thyroid, well, I'm sure it helps with your genitalia.

They just don't put that in the article because they don't care.

But apparently drinking coffee because it's a plant-based diet is as good as a Mediterranean diet

Now I don't think that's necessarily true, but since I like coffee, I would like to give you the, let's say the understanding of how data works.

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