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You know, Hello, everyone back to another episode of the reality is, as always, it's noir, and I'm here as the official spokesperson for all reality TV shows and Eagles,

the Philadelphia Eagles. Imagine if I was.

Of what? What's more outlandish to you there? The fact that you have shamelessly hopped on this

Eagles bandwagon after they won?

Oh, I have no shame.

Also, first of all, hopped on after they won, excuse me?

I've dealt with a lot of years of huffing and puffing and, and, you know,, angry pushups and whatnot of my spouse, my partner,

the person I, spoiler alert, Reheel, share my bed with.

Ugh.

Isn't that, honestly, if we're being honest, that is more, that thought is more disgusting

for you than it is for me.

Oh, 100%.

Sure.

I bet.

Ew.

Ew.

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