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Well, here's a little thing for you. Let's see if this works. There we go.

So you probably don't know this unless you subscribe on the Loc platform or on X to Dilbert. But I've been doing a digital

calendar in addition to the Daily Dilbert Reborn that you can see only by subscription but I realized

that the 10-year- ago comic and that's what the calendar is I also do a little

digital calendar that I published at the same time.

By the way, there's going to be a paper calendar for 2025.

I'll let you know more about that in a few weeks.

But I realized that the topic I was doing 10 years ago was today.

So my comics from exactly 10 years ago were all about AI and robots and taking your jobs. So here

Dylber says my software can't pass the standard touring test yet but it does

pass the pointy-haired boss test.

And then Dilber says to the computer,

computer, I have a question about our company strategy.

And the computer says, try working harder.

And Dilber yells at it. And the computer says, try working harder.

And Dilbert yells at it, that doesn't even make sense.

And the CEO says, I wasn't prepared to like it, but you won me over. So, 10 years ago I was anticipating what the workplace would look like.

It was pretty close. I'll give you a little preview that at the end of next week, Dilbert will be asked to hide the fact that their CEO has dementia.

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