Episode 2519 CWSA 06/27/24
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2024
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Politics, Denmark Cow Fart Tax, Immortal Mice, Assange Plea Deal, Wikileaks DNC Files, Tucker Carlson Australia, CNN Presidential Debate, 16 Biden Donor Economists, ABC News Fake News, Triple-Click Fake News, Liz Cheney, President Trump, Georgia Locked Room Ballots, Election Integrity, First Amendment Censorship, Social Credit Scores, DHS Mayorkas, AG Garland, Biden Crime Family, Democrat Word Changes, Hoax Architecture, Trump VP, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Well, good morning and welcome, |
| 0:03.0 | from, |
| 0:04.0 | from, |
| 0:05.0 | on the, on, on, |
| 0:08.0 | R. |
| 0:10.0 | Well, good morning and welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams, the highlight of human civilization. |
| 0:19.2 | If you'd like to take your experience today up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny smooth |
| 0:24.5 | human brains all you need is a copper mugger a glass of tanker chalice or stina canteen |
| 0:30.0 | juger vieger flask of the best love anyai and fill it with your favorite liquid night-like coffee. |
| 0:36.2 | And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine end of the day. |
| 0:39.1 | Thing makes everything better. |
| 0:40.7 | It's called the simultaneous sip. |
| 0:43.4 | And it happens, no. |
| 0:45.7 | Ah, delicious. Well, if you follow the Dilber Reborn comic that you can only see if you |
| 0:57.4 | subscribe on X or if you're members of local plus you get a lot more on locals |
| 1:01.2 | you would know that Ratbird who works for the Washington Post as a writer has |
| 1:07.5 | been assigned a CIA person who will be telling him what to write. So look for that. Well in the big news let's start I'm |
| 1:17.3 | going to start with the big news and then we'll work the little news later. In the big news |
| 1:21.6 | Denmark is going to institute a cow fart tax because of the methane emissions. |
| 1:29.0 | So the farting cows are warming the earth, we're all going to die. And so Denmark has decided to increase |
| 1:38.8 | your taxes if you've got a cow that farts. Now, as I've told you, that's not the first thing they tried. The first thing they tried was corks. |
| 1:50.8 | They thought, you know, if we just put a cork in these cattle's ass, but what happened was the gas that couldn't be expelled from the cow, |
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