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Ah. Good. Good stuff.

Well, just a warning to you.

If you've been trying to buy my newish book, God's Debre, this is now the complete works,

so it's two books plus a short story.

And you tried to get it from Amazon and you tried to get the hardcover.

Sometimes it tells you it's available in January, sometimes December, sometimes October,

sometimes July. Now you might say to yourself, that's weird. It seems like you would

only be one of those things if it's all through Amazon and it's all the hardcover.

Well, there is some kind of fuckery going on that I don't quite understand, but it's happened with all three books that I've released independently.

And it's not necessarily Amazon's problem, by the way, because we use a third party entity for the hard copy.

So it's probably something about the interface between the two.

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